The 12 Blogs of Christmas: Two. My Year.

First things first, Demon Knights #4 will be in your comic shops today, and available digitally from 6pm UK time. You can see five pages of it, featuring Mike Choi's gorgeous guest art here. This is an important issue for the title, and for Stormwatch. It concerns a mystical vision for the Shining Knight, showing us why she or he is on her or his quest, and that vision shows us glimpses of the past and the future, of how Demon Knights fits into (I'd go so far as to say underlies) the structure of the new DC Universe. We always planned to put a guest artist at the halfway point of our big battle, and to give them something different to do, and the way it panned out was that Mike got to draw the issue about which, well, everything, turns. Do check it out.

And if you're new here, please let me direct you to the blog post before this one, and our huge contest, for great prizes.

I want to make a fuss of our regular guest cartoonist Laurie Pink, who every year for these blogs provides us with new Paul and Mike cartoons. (They began as depictions of me and artist Mike Collins, as Laurie's own contest entry.) She can be found here or, if you're on Facebook, here and you can get mugs and t-shirts and things. We've got a Skyrim-related blog tomorrow, and so, erm...


Today, I wanted to talk about how 2011's been for me. I read an online review (one of those thoughtful comic feature reviews which now seem to be springing up in several places) that was very positive about my work, but which said, and I'm paraphrasing, that I was one of those writers you couldn't know from it, who kept himself back from self-expression. I was rather startled, because I've always seen myself as anything but that. But I guess in the last couple of years, anyone who just encounters me on this blog would have found someone who pops in and, in as jolly a way as possible, just tells them what he's been up to, and doesn't comment on the rest of the world. I leave that for Twitter, where I'm insanely chatty (but I'll be talking about social media in another of these blogs, so enough of that for now). So I thought for today's blog post I'd talk about some of the big personal and creative happenings in my life this year, and sort of fill in some of the gaps.

The biggest thing, of course, was the death of my Dad. We'd all dreaded, and expected, a long, drawn out decline in hospital for him, but instead he experienced an instant, probably painless, exit from this life, after a normal morning in bed at home. I talked about it a lot at the time. I still find myself relating the details to people at parties, because it all seems so strange, the way one's mind remains seemingly above the grief (and kind of guilty for being so) for such a long time, but one's body feels bruised and stiff. It wasn't until the funeral (which Caroline took, and did a very good job with) that I cried, even, while delivering the oratory. I think since then it's mainly changed me through things I do and don't do, through perhaps a more demanding attitude towards the world, of an increased sensation (that I've always had) of time running out, of needing to get things done. I'm still waiting to see if some grand collapse happens, but I don't think that's the way it's going to be. (And here I am, because he's not here, talking only about me.) I found the sight of his dead body, his mouth open, to be the most terrifying thing I'd ever seen, despite it being what I'd anticipated in two hours of getting there, despite rushing so I wouldn't miss seeing it. Nobody could have stopped me kissing the forehead of this frightening thing. If the usual scene from a horror movie had happened, if that body had suddenly come to life again, it would have been even more terrifying, and yet, a second later, the most wonderful thing. The thing that everyone wants is also what everyone dreads (as Joss Whedon and Marti Noxon well know) because these things both bring one right up against the dread of pain in life and the mystery of the end of it. I'm talking about it like it's something extraordinary, but of course these experiences are actually commonplace. The vast majority of us go through this desperate strangeness. 'I'm not going to tell more than a couple of people,' I said to my agent (who was incredibly supportive throughout), and then told the internet about it two days later. After Dad died, Mum suddenly showed us so many new sides to her personality, and is still doing so. It was like an offhand strength appeared in her. She immediately sat in Dad's chair, passed his mug around to whoever took it when she made tea. 'Shall we get a take away pizza?' she asked, 'I've never had one of those.' Every now and then she'll talk about having had 'an awful day', and we know she's not talking about the weather. A couple of weeks ago, she lost Dad's signet ring, taken from his finger and too big for hers, for a whole day, and then found it in a Wellington boot. I imagine that was one of the most awful days. We seem to have folded his life away without too much fuss, and not decided our lives are horror as a result. This is exactly what he would have wanted. I asked DC for time off and ended up not taking it, because he'd have wanted me to work, or that's what I say to myself, because how would I know? I've used him so many times in that work, rather created it as a building around the idea of him. 'Is everyone all right?' was what he once asked me from a hospital bed, what he thought then was his death bed, asking permission to leave, sir, many years before he actually did. And those were the words I put into John Smith's mouth. Everyone is, Dad. I hope you are, too. But I have no way to know.

Enough of that.

Caroline and I are now living in a market town near London, where Caroline is the Curate. That is to say, she's second in command to the vicar, Tim. She's loving it, and is so busy as Christmas approaches that I only see her a couple of times a day. (There are torchlit processions of scouts to be watched, markets and carol services and nativity plays to attend or plan, and many sermons to write.) I've loved seeing all the social good the church does, and numbers in this parish at least are going up. The response to the clerical collar in pubs and on the street is heartening too. People always have a joke, and feel they instantly know something of her. I expected there to be a lot more awkwardness, and there's hardly any. It's only at parties where my own subculture is present that she gets atheists trying to convert her. All night. Meaning she doesn't feel she can walk away, but has to respond. And really, she just came in for a pint. We're also making friends here, and have a local, where the two of us (our team name being Curate's Egg) are doing well in the pub quiz. The combination of drinking ale with the positive aim of meeting new people is a bit too seductive, really. I'd like to at least feel guilty about my hangovers.

Perhaps as a result of Dad's death, I've been looking after my own health a bit more. Following the lead of John Scalzi, I got the Livestrong app for my iPad, and it's working well (even given all the beer and, you know, Christmas). All it does is set you a daily calorie limit for your target weight, and you enter what you've eaten, and what exercise you've done. There's a searchable list of how calorific various foods are (which is bit of a turkey shoot, considering how wildly differing the values for different cornish pasties, for example, are). But the 'making lists' aspect suits me, and it doesn't insist that eating sage after midnight has magical results, it's just about calories, so I can still throw back a chocolate (fifty calories) when I'm not 'overdrawn'. It does mean, however, that my wife can hear me doing mental arithmetic in the kitchen. (Because calorie counts on jars and packets hardly ever tell you what the sum is for any portion you might actually eat. Apart from pulled ham, a calorie per gram, it even rhymes, thank you!) 'Two pieces of toast... two hundred minus twenty eight...'

I've also, this year, to my surprise, become lactose intolerant. 'Oh, you... twat!' exclaimed one fan friend of mine on hearing that, and that's actually the reaction of both society as a whole and myself. (I did like the little pause as he realised how unreasonable it was, but felt compelled to say it anyway.) On the other hand, when I asked at a coffee bar in San Diego if they had soy milk, the barista burst out laughing, as if to say 'this is California, of course we do!' (And there's the two countries summed up.) It's as if my gut has decided upon some ridiculous new fashion, that it is, metaphorically, wearing a feather in its hat. People want one to snap out of it. (It's the very shallow end of how people react to terrible conditions like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.) It's seen as some form of modern weakness, a retreat from the strength of our forerunners, like maternity leave, allergies and mental illness. Which is what people like to feel instead of having to wonder what we've done to the environment that is hurting our own personal ecosystems so much. 'I used not to have to worry about getting in soy milk,' said the bloke who sells coffee at the station. 'Now I'm getting through six pints a day.' But this social anger is also the source of me bellowing at my intestine when it lurches after as low a hurdle as an all-butter mince pie. God, I miss cheese.

One of the great things about our new home is that I'm now a Londoner. I have an Oyster card. If you say 'pop in to London tonight', I can. So I've been going to regular UK Comicker meet-ups, and I, erm, joined a club. It being rather arty, I got half off my membership fee by brandishing my Science Fiction Writers of America card. 'SFWA? That'll do nicely, sir.'

Speaking of which, it's been a pleasure this year for me to become part of the British Fantasy Society, just as they turned what had been their lowest ebb into their finest hour. I went along to Fantasycon in Brighton this year almost purely for the dancing, and what dancing it was, ticking all the boxes for an Excellent Fan Disco, namely:

1: It is held in a hobbit hole, not an aircraft hanger.
2: There are no novelty songs, TV themes or 'The Time Warp'.
3: It plays varied music, suitable for the age group represented.
4: It has spaces for talking close to the dance floor, so, for example, you can chatter away to Jon Weir, then yell 'I love this!', leap into the fray, then return and chatter again.
5: The DJs are part of the group themselves, in this case people like Sarah Pinborough and Guy Adams.
6: It thus generates zero feelings of social exclusion, letting everyone dance as enthusiastically and terribly as I do.

I kept that going until... about 4am, I think ('snurf sharg gargle,' I said to Jaine Fenn, 'you see what I'm saying?') got a few hours' sleep, felt the convention couldn't possibly get any better, got on the train, joined the BFS from my iPad, and thus wasn't there as it fell apart with the now infamous awards ceremony later that day. But as it turned out, a great many others joined that weekend, or re-joined later when they heard the Society was in need of support, and Graham Joyce has done a great job as a reforming interim Chair (sometimes with a chainsaw), letting Lee Harris be elected after him with the aim of building consensus. The problem is, historically, the BFS is the Weird Fantasy Society, that is, more Lovecraft than Tolkien, but their name suggests a wider remit, and there isn't a corresponding Epic Fantasy And All The Other Sorts Of Fantasy Society. This wouldn't be much of a problem, except therefore the British Fantasy Awards occupied an ecological niche limiting other awards, and didn't meet the expectations of their name. Now the BFS have put an award for Epic Fantasy in place, and the Society is moving to include other sorts of fantasy in all kinds of ways. Above all, it's headed off in the direction of not being such a small pond that when only one person cares enough to bring their vote out it looks like electoral fraud (which it absolutely wasn't). I'm hoping to do something to help the new Committee, and look forward to discovering more about a group of folk who very much seem to be my new peers.

We're very much enjoying spending time with Caroline's twin nieces, who are two, and fangirls for In The Night Garden and The Gruffalo. Our God-daughter, obviously, is the Evil Twin, prone to throwing herself to the ground in tears when entirely different people have just gotten hurt. (Hmm, our other beloved God-daughter is the Evil Twin too, and she's not even a twin.) They're just putting sentences together, and have worked out some odd nouns of their own. Because their Mum pats their behinds as they head upstairs to bed, the concept of sleep has become 'pat pat'. So when the world is too exciting for them to get an afternoon nap, there are howls of 'no pat pat!'

This year, in terms of work, the single biggest item for me has been finishing my novel, Cops and Monsters. Only last week did I apply the last few research notes and send it off to the Copy Editor, who is legendary in terms of his line changes and attention to detail. C&M is the story of James Quill and his team, modern day detectives in the London Metropolitan Police who gain 'the sight', the ability to see the supernatural. After just about surviving that, and getting over their shock, they decide the only way to finish the case they're on is to use their undercover police methods against the occult. I think it's the single best thing I've ever written. It's dark and emotional, and I think says something big like a novel should, but there's also tons of action and humour. (This is my selling voice now, can you tell?) It's also researched to the point of me getting to know a lot of undercover coppers and intelligence analysts, and, I hope, thus reflects their wit and culture. The first draft was, I think I can safely say now, a mess, but my editor, Julie Crisp, sent me a series of notes (which I read in a hot hotel room in New Orleans, thus feeling very writerly), which sorted everything out, and were nothing short of life-changing. I suggested a whole new plot, and we were off, and now I've got a novel under my belt which I think represents me and of which I am most proud. And is that 'voice that's me' that the review I spoke of earlier was after. (I should also mention the excellence of Bella Pagan, my editor now Julie is on maternity leave.) Cops and Monsters is out from Tor, in the UK and US, next October, and you'll be hearing a huge lot more about it from me in the months to come.

And then there's the Vertigo Comics title, another dream come true for me. It's been a joy putting together Saucer Country with artist Ryan Kelly, colourist Giulia Brusco, and editors (firstly, now departed for L.A.) Pornsak Pichetshote and (now) Will Dennis. You can check out Ryan's style on his art blog, where there are already a few Saucer Country images. SC is about the Governor of New Mexico, Arcadia Alvarado, who, on the verge of launching her Presidential campaign, gets... 'abducted by aliens'. (I'm very careful to use those inverted commas, because her not knowing exactly what happened is a major part of the title. We're all about the grey areas.) She decides to run despite that, and use her resources to find out the truth. It's The West Wing meets The X-Files, in that I wanted to show some realistic-sounding politicos, with the clout needed to get some answers, looking into the wild and beautiful world of the UFO myth. I've been 'researching' this title since I was six, when I started to read far too many UFO books. When Caroline and I were on holiday in New Mexico this year, I dragged her along to so many places where the numinous is said to have touched the Earth. And fellow Fortean Mark Pilkington, whose book Mirage Men is one of the very best about the history and shape of the myth, has been a great help also. Saucer Country starts in March.

2011 was also the year, of course, of the New 52 from DC, of Demon Knights and Stormwatch. I think the writers who were there at that moment will be the stuff of convention quiz answers and Back Issue articles in future years, and I couldn't be more proud to have been part of it. And before that, it was also the year of my run on Action Comics and of Knight and Squire, which I think, mostly thanks to the genius of Jimmy Broxton, is my best work in comics, and which has lately been getting some pleasing critical attention (I normally wouldn't post positive reviews of my own work, but this blogger's work has continually amazed me, and I think he deserves some recognition for being one of the leading voices of the new comics criticism. Take a look here.)

There's also the matter of the short stories. I was very pleased with how well 'The Copenhagen Interpretation' went down in Asimov's, and I'm working on the next one in the Hamilton series now. There are also three short stories coming up in various places next year, none of which I can tell you about yet. I really enjoy that side of the SF prose business. One day I'd like to edit an anthology.

And another string to my bow was represented by Something in the Water, my horror play for Radio 4. I love the experience of working with actors, and how much the writer is involved in radio production. Producer/director Nadia Molinari is one of the most talented people I collaborate with, and I hope we'll get to do a bigger project together.

Bernice Summerfield, the Doctor Who companion I created for the New Adventures novels, will have her twentieth anniversary of near-continuous book and audio appearances next year, and Big Finish, the audio drama production company who licences her from me, are making a big fuss about it. Speaking of delightful studio experiences, I recently spent a grand Saturday hanging out with many of those who've been meaningful in her surprisingly-lengthy life, as we recorded... something special I've contributed to, Bernice-wise, which I can't tell you about yet. There will also be a full audio drama version of the Doctor Who book in which she first appeared, Love and War (with Sylvester and Sophie playing the Doctor and Ace), which I'll also have a hand in. So next year will be the year of Bernice too.

And finally, I've completed my first ever spec TV pilot script. Having rather thrown up my hands and walked away from television after Pulse didn't go to series ('like Alan Partridge' said a chap at my Dad's wake), I saw everyone else still having fun in that medium and decided I wasn't ready to stop. So we'll be shopping that around soon. And that's all I can say about that.

A normal day at my house at the moment consists of a lot of me tapping away in my study. And doing some writing too. Ahem. With a Curate popping in every now and then. Sometimes with tea. From my window I can see a back garden with a cherry tree in it and a church spire and the green hillside that leads up to the station. There's running in the afternoons (listening to a podcast), there's sometimes, well, often, well, usually, beer in the evening. There's Evensong on a Sunday night (if it's not Choral). And now my holiday is approaching, there's staying up late (no pat pat) playing Skyrim (more on that tomorrow, with all sorts of Elder Scrolls delights, including your own ridiculous experiences in the world of the game) and glasses of port. If no cheese. There's more peace, now, I think. Except I still need to get things done.

Next year is going to be a good one, I think.

Every day, we'll be featuring a creator talking about what they're doing for the holidays, and today it's a Ms. Lauren Beukes, who writes...

'The holidays are owned by my three year old daughter, who will be running us ragged keeping her entertained. I foresee more visits to the South African Museum where we will name and tame all the dinosaurs (Brady, Daisy, Spike and Pud, "who is very cross"). We will be hunting down the snails she has brought into the house for a tea party before she got distracted and wandered off, leaving them to make a very slooooow Great Escape. We'll try to teach the penguins at the aquarium the choreography of her patented waddle-and-hop dance. We'll go to kids' readings at the finest literary trader in all of Cape Town, The Book Lounge, swim at the beach, look for Ponyo in the rockpools and then head off to my brother-in-law's farm in the mountains for a few days, for lots of walks and wildlife, waterfalls, amazing rock art, stars and swimming and looking for porcupines and leopards on night rambles. Oh yes, and working on my novel (somehow) inbetween.'


That sounds absolutely brilliant. Thanks, Lauren. Until I see you all tomorrow for Skyrim stories aplenty, Cheerio!

9 Response to "The 12 Blogs of Christmas: Two. My Year."

  • Jason Arnopp Says:

    Great post, Paul. Comes across like a personal letter to the reader. Cops And Monsters sounds great, too.


  • Emma Newman Says:

    Blimey. What a year. I'm so glad to have met you at Bristolcon, and reading this has made that even more true. See you in February! xx


  • psmithsonian Says:

    Like the Christmas newsletter my Mum used to write. Except hers were acrostics and I already knew most of the stuff she wrote about. Nicely done.


  • Anonymous Says:

    Thanks for this; so thought-provoking. Merry Christmas and best wishes for the new year. I hope to see you at SFX. ani


  • slvn Says:

    I thought Demon Knights was amazing; I'd been enjoying the book, but this took it to a different level. A lot of the conversation between Merlin and Ystina was poignant, its setting outside time was interesting in a mindbendy timetravelly sort of way, and the reveals were surprising and made me more curious about future issues (and Stormwatch, too) than I had been until now. Great job! This was one of the best of the New 52 for me.


  • Teresa Says:

    I haven't commented here a whole lot lately, but I always look forward to your 12 Blogs of Christmas!

    So much so, that I started the tradition myself. Hope you don't mind!
    http://teresajusino.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/twelve-posts-of-christmas-1-ode-to-pasteles/

    So, if you'd like to read an entry about my least favorite (but strangely treasured) Puerto Rican holiday food, feel free.

    You've had really interesting year - some good, some bad - all signs, though, that you're alive and actually doing some living, which is more than a lot of people can say. I wish you a wonderful holiday season, and a fantabulous new year!


  • Paul Cornell Says:

    Thanks, Jason. Pleasure to have met you, Emma, and indeed, see you at the SFX Weekender. Psmith: glad that's a good thing, thanks. Ani: do find me, I'm there to meet anyone who wants to be met. Slvn: thanks, I appreciate that. Ter: thanks, and sorry you were victim to this blog's awkwardness with links. Paste, everyone!


  • Anonymous Says:

    Great post.Sorry to hear about your Dad though but very interesting what you had to say. My Mum died 2 years ago (aged 97) we went to the funeral director several times and I sat with her coffin open having a cup of tea chatting to her. Apparently its quite common to do this. How bizarre is that? Funny how you handle things in the end that you have spent all of your life dreading.


  • Paul Cornell Says:

    I think that's perfectly natural. I'm glad the post resonated with you. Cheers.